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Massage Parlors: The Basics
I know that there are a number of newbies who visit this site. If you are one of them, don't worry! This site exists to help everyone.
With that, here are the basics of a massage parlor.
1. Enter the massage parlor. Don't be shy. Walk as if you've been there a number of times.
2. Go to the counter. Check out the prices.
3. Ask to see the showroom. You will be escorted to an area where you can view the ladies.
4. Make your selection.
5. Go back to the counter to select the room. Pay. You will be given a key. You will then be escorted to the room
6. When you are in the room, you will be asked if you want some refreshments. It's totally up to you. Just remember that you will have to pay for what you order.
7. Secure your belongings. The key that was handed to you in step #5 is used to lock a drawer or a cabinet. I lock away my watch, wallet, and company ID.
8. Proceed to undress. It's your choice whether or not you want to wait for the attendant to arrive or go ahead and take a shower.
9. Shower and do whatever it takes to be clean. If the amenities are present, I brush my teeth, gargle some mouthwash, and shave. Towel dry yourself, wrap the towel around your waist, and lie down
10. At this point, the massage will begin. Oftentimes the MPA will ask if you want a massage or the ES. You can also ask to forego the massage and go straight to the ES. Whichever you choose is ok. If you choose the massage, the MPA will ask whether it's powder, oil, or lotion.
11. When all is said and done, shower once more.
12. Dress up. Gather all your belongings.
13. Don't forget to pay the tip. The ES tip is typically the same as the room rate. Thus, if you paid for a P1500 room, the ES tip should P1500.
14. Optional: It is ok to ask for the MPAs mobile number. Some even offer to give it.
15. Leave.
On the massage:
- Don't expect professional-level massage.
- You can engage in small talk. Or you can even remain silent and sleep. Either one will not affect the fact that you will get some ES in the end.
On the ES,
- It is expected that the MPA will do all the work, which is typically the customary licking of nipples, kissing of body, rubbing of her breasts on your chest. She will then kiss her way downwards wherein you should get the fellatio.
- The fellatio is actually a way for the MPA to slide in a condom without you noticing. The most common technique is for the MPA to put the condom in her mouth. Many MPAs do this even before beginning the nipple-licking part.
- After the BJ, the copulation is next. Typically, the MPA starts off on top but then you can gain control and perform a variety of positions. How you want to end is all up to you. Do you want to end dog-style? Or missionary? Side-to-side? No problem.
- Most MPAs don't like heavy kissing or BBBJs. If you get one who is willing to kiss or give BBBJs, you may consider yourself lucky but bear in mind that if she agrees to do it with you, then she has also been willing to do it when any of her other guests. Including the one before you. And he could have been some unkempt Pigpen with rotting teeth and bad hygiene.
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hey there brothers,
im a newbie, and i would like to ask for some tips on where its nice to get a first time experience..hmm, budget is around 3k.. thanks!
My friend in Cebu spoke a lot about a great experience at the Core (Edsa near Roxas Blvd. already)...can anybody jump in and give me an idea? Rates? What to expect? I don't recall details of my friend's FR...
does some MPs consent to filming the experience wid dem?
Guys, Just follow the steps given by Sir B-Man. I tried it and thats the way it should be. If you want GF experience...it also happens provided your a regular customer of the MPA and treat her naman as a lady. Its not their fault to work there kaya lang.........( sobs). Anyway just relax and enjoy what the MPA will do. If you want second serving don't be afraid to ask her...just add P 500 bucks and it will work out well. Just enjoy.....
Hi! Does anyone tried Ginza Massage? How much is HJ there?
somewhat related question...
Here's the scenario:
Wet Thai Massage for 2K, Twin Wet Thai Massage (Additional 1K).
How much then for the ES? 3K or 4K?
well when i had my wet thai massage in starfleet with double trouble promo the massage cost PhP2800 for the ES 2k for each attendant if you did it with both (w/c means u pop ones for each girl ) n 2k n 1k if you only pop once on one girl the other helping out only i hope that answers your question
where are you supposed to pop when you're with the MPA?
also if you want two MPA's I'm assuming that they both get equal tip (i.e. you pay double)?
any response would be appreciated
Nagcacater ba sila for virgins? Kasi paano pagnag-pop agad.
My very first experience with an MPA was actually my first time to do the deed. I couldn't help but be so eager that I actually came before I could enter. It was then that the MPA realized I was just a newbie and lo she had all smiles with her dimples showing. One thing going though then was she was too kind enough to allow me to have 2 more servings after my first unfruitful attempt. Yes, I had 3 innings and it was for the price of one. She was a very good teacher at that....
Not all MPAs would probably be as accommodating as this one.
I wonder if MPs take advantage of newbies... Small chance but I'll let you know if it happens
Id like to share some tips:
Always know where the fire exit is. Who knows when the MP will be raided? At least you can get away easily passing the fire exit.
Do not always listen to the personnel who gives you advise on who to choose. Their main goal is for you to choose other girls who has not earned yet or who is doing poorly. Just choose on your own.
If your chosen attendant does not behave right and you havent started doing it, you can request for a new attendant. Just to be sure, clarify this with the receptionist.
If you want a round 2 always ask for a lower rate than your first round rate, and the attendant usually aggrees.
What about during "twin" service? Do I get one pop each? I want to try it out with two MPs :)
My fist experience with mp's was in air force 1 and it was very pleasant. Thankfully I had a cousin guide me on the rules of es and at first I was very timid.....But I highly recomment to follow the basics of this blog.....would have been helpful to me before i visited.
For the newbies and planning for you firsy MP experience, save up because it's really pricey and try Fligh168(Airforce 1). It might be intimidating at first because of all the expenive cars parked anf hotel like ambiance when you enter. But once done it wil be very memorable.
When i go to Mps i always make it a point to befriend my attendant. Make jokes ,kid around even if the jokes are considered corny . As for going down on the its a no-no for me.
I always befriend my MPA, text paminsan minsan. When the MPA is more comfortable with you dun nag-uumpisa ang saya hehe.
For newbies I would recommend Grandeur in Timog. The people there are really attentive to your needs kahit first timer ka and it's cheaper pa! Room is 800 and ES starts at 1200. For the best looking girls naman I found them at Sylvannus and Airforce 1. Ok sana sa Sylvannus pero medyo d sila namamansin ng bata or first timers, pero mala-VIP ang treatment sa mga gurang na regulars hehe.
Will try to visit this place saw their website it looks challenging and seen the rooms as well. Will try and share my experience on this page.
Would you perform cunnilingus on an MPA? Is it advisable? Are there MPA's that don't allow it?
Been there, done that. Is it advisable? Not in flesh-mill MPs. I'd think about it only in the higher end MPs where management is scrupulous about MPA health. Condoms aren't just for contraception, there's a reason most MPAs insist on them. I had a 'suki' who was on the pill, and she knew I didn't like wearing rubbers. Taken with the high standards of the place, I felt sure it was safe particularly when the MPAs have just had their check-ups.
Not many MPAs will consent to cunnilingus. The number is significantly lower than MPAs who will allow touching their genitals. My 'suki' said she didn't allow it with anyone else. My advice is befriend those PSPs that take care of themselves and don't spend the time with you on a runaway meter. MPAs are people too.
For the ultimate MP experience take a short flight to MACAU..You can visit Darling1 sauna and The MP at the RIO hotel..The experience is a bit pricey but I am sure it is worth it..
13. Don't forget to pay the tip. The ES tip is typically the same as the room rate. Thus, if you paid for a P1500 room, the ES tip should P1500.
- just a reminder on this entry.. ES tip is typically the same as the NORMAL room rate... Meaning, PROMO room rate should not b given.. This is bec most MP have a cheaper promo room rate if u come in the afternoon up to the promo time, normally up to 7pm. For Example, d normal room rate of Slyva-derness is 1,500, but from 10am to 7pm, the promo room rate is 800. Please bear in mind, the ES u pay is NOT 800, but the normal room rate of 1,500..
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MP is my first sexperience of PAYING a PSP..... for me its ok to experience by a newbies.... but still in the end all newbies should convert his sexcapades into escort adventure.... more time to be with the escort and more relaxing.... and their's no feeling of "Pang ilan na kya nya ako ngayon..."... the PENNY difference between an MP and Escort are almost the same.... and for sure 90% of escort had a minimum of 2 pops per client....
For low budget dudes... better go to Binondo their are at least 3 MP's you can check (PRIMERA,TOP ROYAL and Barcelona)
the 3rd floor of Goodlife are cheaper than its 1st floor....
For HJ experience only go to KIYOSHI located @ Quezon ave. near Mabuhay rotonda
Takenote: note all MP has an EXTRA of sex... some offers purely HJ only.... it is always better ask than pretending to be a SMART...
if you want to experience the best of MP's outder it is better to go to FLight 168 (MP of air force1 ), Sylvannus (MP of PEGASUS), Wilderness (MP of Heartbeat), Gemini (MP of the former La legend), Imperial Palace (most likely all the girls are ok with this place but do not expect on the ambience...)
MP's i dont reccomend
Happy sauna = no aquarium
KIMONO = Feeling ng mga MPA class cla... they charge you higher than the others
CROWN = NO aquarium, pictures only...
BOCAUE 24hrs = MAID MPA's face
MAJESTIC = i complain only the PARKING system of this MP... masyadong bulgar...
NOW i dont typically go to MP, im more active with PSP outder....
same here my last mp is gonna charge me for the same price sa 2nd round namin tumawad ako pero ayaw, tsktsk. [sob]
ES is one pop only. succeeding ones you to again pay the MPA. not sure if this is the case if you're already a regular/returning client of the MPA though...
Is one pop the standard even if you go straight to ES and forgo the massage?
Follow up question: What if you're the "fastest gun in the old west", then you're shortchanged. Five minutes, done!
Try this in Phoenix One:
Atfter your first pop, make some pilow talk with the MP. If you're lucky, you can get additional HJ with no extra cost. Well, its up to you to give extra tip for that.
another tip, always bring an extra thousand bucks just in case. it works for me.
Being friendly to your MPA after your 1st pop is your best ticket to a free HJ or a discounted round 2. In my experience, if the MPA is really good looking and performs beyond the call of duty, I normally don't ask for any discount for the 2nd round. They're also human after all who have needs like we do. Just look at the bright side, at least we were able to apply what we have learned from those Peter North flicks on them..just my 2 cents....