Expensive!
I was feeling extremely raunchy one day and I contacted a handler. Amidst the usual chit-chat and selection process, I asked if he had any new celebrities in his lineup. He gave me a name. I won’t divulge it to protect her privacy as she is well-known.
And her fee?
P950,000!
Ok, she is pretty. Gorgeous. Voluptuous. Curvaceous. Seductive. I am sure that hundreds, if not thousands, of hormone-charged adolescents have jerked off to her FHM pics. But c’mon, NINE-HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND?
To quote Eddie Murphy:
Even if the pussy was great and sparks shot out the woman’s ass and cannons blared and the mountains crumbled and the seas roared, no pussy is worth P950,000!
(Photo by Cyruss Matencio)
Why Women Agree To Be Mistresses
(Photo courtesy of John Monreal)
And it’s not just about the sex or the money . . .
UAAP Cheer Dancers
I know I have been amiss with my posts. In the meantime, to continue to whet your appetite, here are some cheer dancer pics from the ongoing UAAP basketball tourney.
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A woman or a lady?
One of the things I need to wrestle when I write about PSPs is how to tag their gender. Do I describe them as ladies? As women? As girls? As females?
As this post describes, “a lady is a woman, but not all women are ladies.”
Hygiene
Filed under: Hotels and Motels, KTV, Massage Parlor, Spa, Tips
Of all the attributes in an adult-oriented establishment, the most important for me is cleanliness.
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Are You An Expert?
Filed under: Dating, Escorts, KTV, Massage Parlor, Relationships, Tips
I wonder how people enter the world of pay-for-play nowadays. And to those who have gone far into this seedy and clandestine realm, I wonder what road they have taken. Is it any different from mine?
My foray into the adult entertainment world began many decades ago with a trip to the massage parlor. Back then, there were no “spas” in the way we have spas now. There was little to distinguish a massage parlor from a spa. There were no showrooms and the rooms were as spartan as that in today’s spas. The cost of an all-the-way extra service then cost me P200—a hefty sum back then.
From massage parlors I moved to KTVs. I was a bumbling, fumbling neophyte. I had no idea how to charm the GRO. I didn’t even think we could have sex inside the room. I felt like a teenager trying to get to first base in her parents’ living room couch.
Even my first adventure with an escort was a disaster. I believed that newspaper advert saying that she was a sexy, class A lady. What appeared in front of me was hardly sexy.
People consider me an “expert” and an authority in the adult entertainment world. I guess I am an expert because I had committed so many mistakes, fortunately none of them are life-threatening. I read Malcolm Gladwell’s “Outliers” and it basically hypothesizes that people are experts in their fields not purely because of genetics but because they started early in that field and because they continuously polished and refined their techniques.
I know there are other people there who are just as much an expert, just as much an authority, if not more. I wonder how they got there? Did they go through the same steps? What mistakes have they encountered? What lessons have they learned?
Rally Against CBCP!
If there is a cause we should rally for, it is for the right to be educated on FACTS. If there is an entity we should rally against, it is the CBCP which is promoting IGNORANCE.
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Sex Education
There is this well-known tale about the six blind men and the elephant. Each were asked to feel a part of the elephant—a tusk, for example, or the snout—and then make a declarative statement of what it is they are feeling. None of them got it correct.
This story was told to me as a child and I remember how the class laughed as our teacher told that tale. She told how each blind man confidently revealed their conclusions—”It’s a tusk!” said one blind man—and how we roared in glee. Evan at such young an age, we could already see how ridiculous people’s conclusions can be if they are blind and only see the half-truths.
So I woke up this morning and this news snippet greeted me: “NO SEX ED IN CATHOLIC SCHOOLS.”
Sexaholic?
There’s a reason why there is a dearth of posts lately. I have been “busy” with other things. Scratch that last word. I have been busy with someone. Or rather, someone has been busy with me.
Spa FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) about spas. Feel free to ask more questions in the comments section. Read more