In the ho-hum news department, another celebrity gets snarled in a sex scandal. So is this news? Why should it be news?
I am not going to provide details on who, what, where, whatever. I am sure you know who I am talking about. I am a guy so watching a male celebrity sex video does not interest me. If it were a genuine sexpot – think Marian Rivera – then I would probably be drawn to it. I am sure I am not the only one fantasizing a naked Marian Rivera in bed. I am also sure that there is no way I can get Marian inside a bedroom with me so a sex video is as close as I can get to boning Marian. Besides, there is also this curiousity factor of whether she is good in bed. Remember the Vivian Velez sex video? I was admit being drawn to that because she had those voluptuous curves and I genuinely wanted to find out but when all is said and done the sex was pretty boring. I guess she knew that she was being filmed (back then, because of its sheer size, there was no way you could hide a video camera) so she probably was embarrassed and self-conscious. Curiously, you could still download that video from torrent sites.
Anyway, back to the present. I am just glad it isn’t much of news, that whoever is in charge of spin-doctoring the male celebrity did a good job of diffusing the controversy. Are sex videos becoming passé? Has it become humdrum?
Back in my day we were so craved for porn. To watch porn we needed access to a VHS or Betamax machine, which was probably in our parent’s bedroom and which meant we could only watch it when they weren’t around. Now it’s so easy to find porn and we can watch it in our tablet devices with headphones in the privacy of our own bathrooms. I haven’t jerked off to porn for ages, but I have watched porn while having sex. That’s a different story altogether.